Hi

You’re about to enter a world of professionalism that will seriously undermine the sense of general whimsy I’ve tried to foster with this 90’s style website.

If you find yourself enchanted by my irreverence and fear what might be undone by proceeding further into the domain of capital exchange and its consequent revulsions I advise you to close this window without haste.

On the other hand, if you’re someone with a bunch of money who would like me to do work for them, I eagerly encourage you to click away without further deliberation whatsoever.